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The Week’s Best Movie Virals, Memes Gifs
This week, we’ve got an incredible Avengers desk and gifs, a Die Hard and The Dark Knight crossover and much much more. Enjoy…
Oscars 2013 Winners: Total Film’s Predictions
Join us as the Total Film Online team ramble our way through the bookies’ favourites, along with our choice cuts for what we hope will win, and what we think will win.
PEEWWWWW PEWWWWW!!!
It’s Workaholics Wednesday!
Fire off the arm cannons and let the lightning loose, today is your day! Hopefully you’re not in prison or juvy today, that’d be a bummer if we said it was your day and then you had to deal with all that red tape.
If you are free, paint the town, guys. It could be worse. You could be one of those people who IS locked up. Right?
“High Art” paints your canvas, Workaholics fans, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Careful who you be coming at. You might just be come on if you don’t come correct.
You want to watch tonight’s Workaholics with interactive content that comes the appropriate amount of correct? Then check out Workaholics on Zeebox for the highest of “High Art” experiences.
Well, maybe not highest, “highest” and “Workaholics” together is like the vacuum of space, you can’t know it safely without never being able to communicate what it truly is.
Spark your Zeebox green right HERE for a taste of the otherworld of Workaholics, tonight at 10/9 CT, on Comedy Central.
It’s cool. We’ll hold your hand and make sure you make it to the other side.
Hungry for more
I just watched The Hunger Games for the first time. And I must say…
I know that I make mistakes every waking day of my life. The biggest mistake that I did was, clearly, not finishing The Hunger Games novel. I was very wrong not to finish such a magnificent work of art. Suzzane Colins, I apologize for thinking that your novel was crap, because clearly, IT IS TOTALLY AWESOME! I plan to finish the book as soon as possible.
And may the odds be ever in my favor.
Waking from one of those unexpected sleeps. Damn you, dear bed, for being extra comfortable and cozy!
Family Guy S11E12
From The Simpsons S24e12.
Magazine Holder’s Magazine
50 Minor Star Wars Characters Who Need Movies
Boba Fett should totally have his own movie, maybe one that shows how he struggled to survive after Master Windu put an end to Jango Fett. I would DEFINITELY pay to see a movie like that.
Real men don’t make two trips to bring to groceries home.
“We need to MAN UP!”
“Real men eat desserts first. DESSERTS FIRST! DESSERTS FIRST! DESSERTS FIRST!”
